Dave walked into the Arcadian Castle. He had been through so much in the last few hours: He had acquired the Raspberry Sword, journeyed through the Forest of Blistering Insults, and even watched an orc lick his sword to death. All of those adventures would all culminate into this very moment. Either that, or the […]
Humor
Dave and the Raspberry Sword- The Adventure Continues
This story is a continuation of Dave and the Raspberry Sword, which you can read here. Be sure to check it out. Seriously. This story will make no sense if you don’t. Dave assumed that the way that he was going to “restore order to Arcadia,” as the Queen of all Berries had said, he […]
Dave and the Raspberry Sword — The Adventure Begins
Dave lived in the land of Arcadia with his mother-in-law and his goat named Sal. He was a pretty pathetic man. When all of the other men in Arcadia enjoyed pastimes like jousting, slaying dragons, and playing rugby, Dave was more than content to tend to his berry garden; which was unfortunate, because Dave did […]
How to Shop at Walmart
The following are several unwritten rules that I have observed as an employee at Walmart. These rules explain how many people think they are supposed to shop at Walmart. Assume that anyone wearing blue is an employee. Assume that every employee knows (or should know) everything about every minute detail about all of Walmart. Play […]
Being Unique
There is a fine line between being “unique” and being “…that guy.” You all know what I mean. There’s that guy (or gal) on campus or at work who doesn’t seem to be in sync with reality. We often label people like this: “80s Girl,” that seems to think it’s still 1985; “Mullet Guy;” “The […]
Only in My Life
Some people think they have really bad luck. They think that if something crazy is going to happen, it is going to happen to them. I submit to you that they are wrong, because I am that person. If there is any chance of something going askew in an altogether unforeseeable manner, it will happen […]